After navigating floating platform staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for randomly appearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Today's Groupon offers respite from the chaos: for $49, you get a one-night stay in a standard room and breakfast (up to a $99 value) at The Hometel on St. Joseph's Lane.

Hometel couches weary wayfarers in a commodious abode mere minutes from ample amusements such as museums, walking trails, and art galleries. Relish a relaxing reprieve from roving bands of newsboys and prying landscapers in one of Hometel's stress-repellant standard rooms. Each of these second floor, hardwood oases renders travellers privy to amenities such as crisp linens, European bath products, in-room coffee, free high-speed Internet, long distance calls to anywhere in North America, and cable television. Following a restful slumber or all-night search for buried treasure, refuel with a complimentary continental breakfast. Visitors may also take advantage of Hometel's free parking and steer their way downtown or toward the grassy, scenic shores of Signal Hill National Park.

Business Hours

Monday-Friday - 08:00AM - 20:00PM
Saturday - 08:00AM - 15:00PM
Sunday - 08:00AM - 13:00PM