Human beings are creatures of layers—with skin protecting insides, clothes protecting skin, aprons protecting clothes, and thick layers of spaghetti sauce protecting aprons. Keep textiles shielded in style with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of aprons and gloves from Flirty Aprons.
Flirty Aprons' online apron emporium protects outfits from kitchen mishaps with more than 50 fashionable coverings for men, women, and children. Designed to flatter figures, the women's aprons whisper complimentary remarks as they rustle and bustle through kitchens. The original-style apron protects ensembles with a durable double layer of cotton in beguiling patterns such as aqua damask ($32.95), and the Marilyn style's frills entertain guests in designs such as the Mint-a-liscious ($27.95).
A supply of men's aprons shields muscle tees from coal, grease, and unwanted cook kissers, with durable fabric displaying titles such as "Grill Sergeant" ($24.95) and "BBQ King" ($24.95). Little misses age 3–7 can whip up edibles alongside parents in Very Cherry aprons ($24.99) while trying to fit hands in mom's gloves. Orders ship in one business day, quickly saving outfits from grime and party crashers from awkward confessions to unmarked hosts.